Oh-my-golly.

Okay, so, it's been awhile.
I wish it wasn't awhile, but sadly, it has been.
Ahem.

*climbs on soapbox*

Well, my Dad is leaving the country today, which means I'm a loner with my Mother for two weeks.

These days usually consist of frolics in the park, getting manicures and pedicures, eating out every night, our laundry room exploding with forgotten dirty garments of clothing, oh, and don't forget, shopping with our millions of diamond credit cards.

Well, reality is our days usually consist of; a Mother and Daughter who eat our own food/crap (we don't even cook for each other, how selfish are we?) by ourselves, at home, while hogging each laptop to oneself, on the couch, in sweats. It's true our laundry room is exploding with forgotten dirty clothes, but usually the daughter gets fed up and decides to spend the day doing laundry. We DO go shopping; at the thrift store. But we usually pay with quarters we find in random couch cushions...

It's actually kind of fun. Except at nights. I think my Mom has been married way too long, and now can't sleep by herself without having absolutely horrific nightmares, and keeps on thinking that someone is breaking into our home. The first couple of times my Dad left the country, my Mom would sleep in my bed. (Hated that) But now after some complaining, I got her to sleep in her own bed. I have to keep my door open, and she keeps hers open, and the hall light has to stay on. It's very annoying, but, at least I have my bed to myself.

Oh, side-note, on June 2nd, I'm leaving to TEXAS! I get to visit my best-friend in Texas. Can't wait!